Ok, so I apologize for the random title, and this post has nothing to do with fishsticks.
Disappointed? I understand.
Moving on, I went to the optometrist today. So new glasses I won't ever wear! Hoo-rah!
Silly nearsightedness, you won't get the best of me.
So yea, the doc's name was Dr. Silvers..and the whole time I was sitting in the waiting room just hoping his first name was John.
Well, it wasn't. :(
I'm sure someone in his family was John..It's a common name. It would be even better if John Silvers was tall. That would make my week. I'll keep the dream alive.
Meanwhile, I learned that my brother lacks all common sense. He just bought an iTouch, so I showed him the basics. Which of course had nothing to do with how to download some "free" music. ;D
Anyway, that was last week, and he hasn't been able to "figure the rest out" as I had hoped he would. I've been bombarded with countless unnecessary questions that could have been resolved with a little bit of guesswork. Needless to say, my patience it running thin.
Therefore, I've come up with my top five working excuses that somehow or another gets people away from you for a few more minutes, check it:
1. "Sorry, I would tell you how to turn your Itouch on, but I've recently learned that Taco Bell hasn't opened any restaurants in Guatemala. So I'm trying to start a non-profit organization to send tacos to underprivileged Guatemalans."
**Whether or not it's true, the absurdity of the statement usually distracts the victim long enough that you'll have the chance to escape.
2. Zap. Zap. Zap. You've been zapped. Zap. Zap. Zap. Zapped again. Zapped. Zappity zap. Zap.
**So it's very annoying, but kinda fun at the same time. Just use your hand as a gun and zap away your nuisance. Trust me, they'll eventually give up.
3. Pick up your phone and immediately pretend your on a phone call with a very important person. I usually use such phrases as:
"That's right, Mr. President", "Sorry Pope, I can't make it.", "Listen Madonna, there's nothing I can do, he's not up for adoption....yet"
4. Randomly burst out into song. Show tunes seem to have the best affect.
5. Whoever's annoying you, just attack them with a hug. I don't think it works every time, but you'll at least be able to catch them off guard, and maybe get away just in time.
Well, I'm off to teach lil' bro about the joys of application searching. Now if only there was an app to teach him to use everything else? Hmmm.
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